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FUNOgling Breasts Prolongs Men's Life Spans? Gazing at women’s breasts makes men healthier and lengthens their lives - the results of the experiment done on 200 men by gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby was published in the New England Journal of Medicine. Half of 200 male outpatients were told to admire female breasts every day, the other half instructed to stay away from busted girls. Conclusion? 10 min of staring at voluptuous and attractive women’s breasts is the equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out. The study revealed that the booby oglers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation" explains Dr. Weatherby. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life up to 5 years."
True or false? No such study was ever published in the New England Journal of Medicine. There is no one feature on this topic in the search of medical database and no articles by Dr. Karen Weatherby...
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